Monday, November 24, 2008

I heard she got eaten by a giant turtle!

A friend of mine saw the perpetually "busy" signal on my chat program just now and sent me this delicious run-on sentence (which either amuses me greatly or mildly alarms me. Possibly both):

Always red! So stand-offish, putting up this wall that urges me to peek over just for a glimpse of a friend that is so elusive she might as well start to have folklore spread about her at local podunk gas stations over checkerboards by old bearded men.

Friday, November 7, 2008

I Strive to be Gigantic:

It takes a BIG person, Sarah, to accept full responsibility for their own happiness.

It takes an even BIGGER person to accept full responsibility for their own unhappiness.

But, Sarah, it takes a spiritual GIANT, who upon realizing any degree of unhappiness, decides to be the change they seek - in spite of having to endure the "same old, same old" that may still linger on for awhile.

Yeah.

Fee-Fi-Foe-Fum,
The Universe