Chris: You're gonna look like Popeye soon you know. You might as well get an anchor tattoo on your forearms now, before they balloon up.
Me: OH. Yeah. Seriously: I gotta watch them, take super good care of 'em.
Chris: And your fingers & joints-- I'm concerned about those. Rub butt smart! So you can do it for a lonnnnng time.
Me: That's my slogan. Sarah Silliman: Rub Butt Smart
Chris: Good girl.
Me: When I run for mayor.
Chris: Mayor of Butt Rubbing.
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